What do you get when your daughters have been kidnapped by a sleezy cloud and your son not only spends all of his days jamming with his self-playing harp, but DOESN'T want to tear the heads off his friends? You get Tsar Wisehead, who apparently just figured out that parenting is hard.



😈 **The Creature: Garm



Garm is serious about his job, and that's unfortunate because that job involves blood splatters and the end of the world.



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🎵 Music Credits



"Flagstone Abbey" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Kid Kodi" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Cirrocumulous" by Chad Crouch

"Thimble Rider Theme" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Spring" by Chad Crouch

"Hermit" by Chad Crouch