WAIT, THAT'S ZOE HAMILTON'S MUSIC! The Scottish lass returns to break down Formula E's Season Opener with Dre, RJ and Cam, as Sam Bird and Alex Sims split wins we embrace Dynamax Lotterer! And break down an Abu Dhabi race that already happened! (Yeah, we were a bit late here, sorry!)

FORMULA E DIRIYAH EPRIX: PART 1

http://fiaformulae.alkamelsystems.com/Results/05_2019-20/01_R01%20Diriyah/ABB%20FIA%20Formula%20E%20Championship/201911221504_Race/03_Classification_Race.PDF

- Sims wins pole!

- "Dynamax" Lotterer finishes 2nd on Porsche debut (cue gloating from Cam)

- Vandoorne 3rd in Mercedes' "debut!"

- JEV breaks down in the first leg of a no good, kinda bad weekend

- Buemi breaks down, Rowland drives on to 4th, Frijns 5th, de Vries the top rookie in 6th

FORMULA E DIRIYAH EPRIX: PARTE DOS

http://fiaformulae.alkamelsystems.com/Results/05_2019-20/02_R02%20Diriyah/ABB%20FIA%20Formula%20E%20Championship/201911231504_Race/12_LapChart_Race.PDF

- Sims wins yet another pole - and converts it into a victory!

- As Bird goes from hero to zero while trying to race DIG, DAC, & EVA from 2nd!

- It's a BMW 1-2, until it isn't! Günther penalized for passing under Safety Car (and so are Lotterer and de Vries)

- DIG moves up to 2nd and VAN gets yet another podium!

- CAL goes from 21st to 7th, JEV goes from 24th (and an early stop/go penalty) to 8th!

- What the hell was that rejoin from Buemi

NEWS

- IndyCar Silly Season: Bourdais out at Coyne - lands at JDC-Miller Motorsports in IMSA

- KING LOST THE CURRY BET

- Marc Marquez hurt his other shoulder

- Johann Zarco (King: "Number Five") really did just sign with Avintia

- We had a fucking race fixing scandal for NASCAR's participation cup