NO TROLLS - Goblins only.



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WHO YOU HEAR

Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/

John Goblikon (Dave Rispoli) // https://www.instagram.com/therealjohngoblikon/ & https://www.instagram.com/itsdaverispoli/



WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla

Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna

Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock

Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon

Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner

Camera Operator: James Hull

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn

Post Manager: Luke Baker

Editor: Patrick Horba

Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel

Sound Editor: Gareth Hird

DIT: Beni Kimuene 

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla



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0:00 INTRO

2:02 WHICH IS WORSE: TROLLS OR INTERNET TROLLS?

3:39 HE HAS A GO TO ORDER AT EVERY CHAIN RESTAURANT

4:48 JOHN HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH SHREK

7:08 MULTIPLE MEN WERE MUTILATED IN THEIR MUSIC VIDEO

9:02 GOBLINS ARE EXPENDABLE

10:33 IT’S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO COVER UP GOBLIN STENCH

12:12 IS THE TERM “GOBLIN MODE” OFFENSIVE?

13:39 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME JOHN IS TONE DEAF

15:00 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME HE WOULD LOOK BETTER BALD

17:04 HE’S A FREAK IN THE (SPREAD)SHEETS

19:34 HE’S GOING TO START A SNACK COMPANY

20:58 JOHN POOFS AROUND TO GET PLACES, BUT IS STILL ALWAYS LATE

22:40 IT’S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST TO WORK FOR A LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY

23:58 TOLKIEN WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF JOHN’S “ MISSION UNALIVE LIST”

26:55 HE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT THE HELP OF COMEDIAN DAVE RISPOLI

28:48 HE’S ALL GREEN…

29:34 JOHN HAS CERTAIN GUESTS THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO COOK INTO A STEW

30:22 HE DOESN’T WIPE, HE LET’S IT CRUST

30:42 WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE GOBBLIN??

38:57 BLOOPERS