We kick off with the tragic and mysterious passing of Arthur Jones at just 39—was it his heart? No one knows yet, but we pay our respects and dig into the early reports. Then it’s a hard pivot to baseball bombshells: Albert Pujols is officially the Angels’ manager for 2026, and we’re already dreaming of dugout drama.
Next up: Buffalo Bills are reclaiming their identity—not as New York’s forgotten stepchild, but as Toronto’s football cousin. We break down the geography, the fandom, and why Buffalo deserves its own damn spotlight.
And yes, we go there: Taylor Swift’s new album has lyrics that’ll make you look at Travis Kelce’s khakis a little differently. Redwood trees, magic wands, and “New Heights of manhood”? We unpack the poetic thirst trap and crown Kelce the unofficial Tri-Pod of the NFL.
Finally, our Biggest Pickle of the week: Mark Sanchez. Stabbed in Indy, arrested at the hospital, and charged with a cocktail of misdemeanors that scream “big alcohol energy.” Was he trying to steal a car? Fight a delivery guy? We sort through the madness and try to make sense of the Sanchez spiral.
