I wanted to do an April Fool's Day Special but was too caught up in the inactivity of the world to plan ahead but instead my mania persevered and I recorded this instant classic of solo episode ADD-esque rambling and self expression. You'll hear how I enjoy watching hot people get hurt on the internet, hacky Coronavirus jokes, human kindess in the face of an apocalypse, the ideal version of Black Sabbath's "Snowblind", why only the worst people message you on Facebook, and giving up on Khabib vs. Ferguson.