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** #003 And the DING! came to pass. **

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In this week's show Brother Paul and Sister Patience read 1st "Neffi" Chapter 2. And therein learn many crazy things.

Nephi's family travels the wilderness, to a "firm and steadfast" valley, near a non-existent river, within a border that doesn't make sense.

We see the beginnings of how Joseph Smith would re-invent the "Mark of Cain" (Genesis 4:15) in the dogmas of his era. And inturn, invent a whole new breed of racism.

:: Lehi's camping tips: ::

Pitch a tent like you're going to live in it. (1 Nephi 2:15)

Keep "Roll'n Roll'n..." in the wilderness while listening to Limp Bizkit. (1 Nephi 2:14)

Don't bring money with you. (1 Nephi 2:4)

:: Other discussions: ::

J. R. R. Tolkien: invented a language.

J. Smith Jnr: invented the NAME of a language.

Do crazy dreams run in Nephi's family?

Does Nephi have Younger Sibling Syndrome?

This thing still makes no sense...

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