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** #037 Are you on Plow-Share? **

:: Coz, Everybody Loves Rhonda! ::

As we continue to work through every attendee of Sister Rhonda's hen's night... meet Sister Leah!

Just like her older sister Rahela, Leah is ex-SDA (Seventh Day Adventist). But as usual, we discover the differences between Christian sects is largely academic.

:: Highlights include: ::

Nephi gets wheeled out of retirement and promptly says a typo "the words of three" - 2 Nephi 11:3.

Smitty says Christ is God, contrary to Mormon doctrine - 2 Nephi 11:7.

We discover a really disturbing verse that's impossible to joke about - 2 Nephi 12:6.

Jesus wants to cum on everyone, real soon, he's so impatient. He only cares about his own pleasure. - 2 Nephi 12:12.

God likes porn, but only when it's still images - 2 Nephi 12:16.

God wants us all to become mouth breathers - 2 Nephi 12:22.

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