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** #073 Roasting Saints #07 **

:: I Saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus ::

Oliver Cowdry has a go at translating. But was it with the Urim and Thummim, or Smitty's pet rock?

So, "heft your box", get "innoculized", and try not to look "old like Skeletor".

:: Memorable Quote 1: ::

(re: crazy arguments of the faithful, who then call sane people crazy for not "getting" it)

Sister Gigi: "Jesus Christ stop pissing on my leg and telling me it's rain!"

Sister Patience: "It's a spiritual golden shower, Gigi!"

:: Memorable Quote 2: ::

Sister Gigi: "He put his head into a hat, and pulled shit out of his ass, and that is the Book of Mormon."

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