** #064 The Infamy of Elder Red-Light **
:: Jacob 5:37-77 ::
How to buy an early ticket home from your mission for the low price of banging a prostitute!
Brother Benjamin tells hilarious tales from his mission to The Netherlands in the early 90s; and how he slowly found himself ex-mormon in the years that followed.
Then in the reading, Smitty moves on from frankensteining a solitary olive tree, to franken-grafting the entire farm so grotesquely he had to burn it down. Which was probably for the best. He mistook the olive farm for a vineyard. Olive wine sounds hideous!
:: Memorable Quote 1: ::
Brother Benjamin: "I don't feel like we're gonna science our way out of this."
:: Memorable Quote 2: ::
Brother Benjamin: "They went and looked at some trees. And it came to pass, that the trees were shit"
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