Canary Cry News Talk #479 - 05.02.2022
OPERATION BIRD ABSURD
Basil's other podcast: ravel
LEAD 5:34 V /
BIRDS ARE'T REAL
note: BAR might have been a CIA op all along
CYBERPANDEMIC 24:40 V/
leading to all of this 
INTRO (M-W-F) 43:33 V/
B&G Update
V4V/Exec./Asso./Support
FLIPPY 48:13 V/
[Party Pitch/Ravel/CCClips/text alerts] 1:02:07 V/
UKRAINE 1:05:11 V/
WOKE/POLYTICKS 1:19:54 V/
[TREASURE/SPEAKPIPE/BYE YOUTUBE] 1:41:01 V/
COVID/BILL GATES 2:09:06 V/
WACCINE 2:22:02 V/
[TALENT] 2:34:323 V/
ANTARCTICA/SPACE 2:49:09 V/
[TIME/OUTRO] 3:11:25 V/
EPISODE 479 WAS PRODUCED BY…
Executive Producers
Clara H**
Spears Desert**
Producers
Kishan, Robert R, Julie S, MORV, Gail M, Cloud Suriel, LX Protocol V2, Sir JC Knight of the TechnoSquatch, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Jackie U, Runksmash, Ernesto Q, Veronica D, Sir James Knight and Servant of the Lion of Judah
AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):
Psalm 40
ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):
Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia
CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):
Runksmash: A haggard Basil makes his way through the White Desert hauling a sled full of inanimate robots that once housed his friends. He arrives at the rectenna, battery depleted after the Tolkienesque journey, and begins to rebuild it according to the ELi.
The Sentinel: Basil roller-skates around the warehouse in his beat up off brand skates. Skate-sei Gonz instructed him to complete 50 laps of backwards skating before he returns with lunch. BANG. Basil falls again, his elbows have begun to bleed. Skate-sei Gonz's words echo "Balance key to Roller Skating, learn Balance – be Alpha Skater." 49 laps… 49 falls. Basil refocuses, tightening his core while letting his hips remain loose. He breathes in, his mind becomes still, he begins to skate his final lap. BANG. He falls again just as Skate-sei Gonz walks in. He groans in frustration. "Basil-san, why are you mad? You improve every day. This is success." "Yes Skate-sei, but I keep tripping up in these skates" Basil says panting with exhaustion. "I know. You not bad skater, only have bad skates. Here, gift for you." Skate-sei Gonz extends his arms out with a gift box in his hands.
CLIP PRODUCER
Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon
Timestamps:
Mondays: Jackie U
Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson
Fridays: Christine C
ADDITIONAL STORIES:
…more Antarctica
