Well, we up here in the frozen tundra are so happy that things seem to finally be thawing out. Yes, that's right, we can now wear our sunglasses without them sticking to the bridge of our nose! It may reduce our Doctor's billables, but 'tis only for one season!
Did you know that the smarter a fly is, the shorter their lifespan? It's true! ...and not just because it's on the internet either, we present our weekly, sure to win a CRMA, patently fake celebrity dating advice from the smartest fly in the world, Benny.
Now, about the site. Are you dating a P.I.M.P? Our Elizabeth Bromstein breaks it down in So You're Dating a Player. Find out who groupies love to hate in Immortalized In Song: A Muse Meant For Love by Nick Krewen. Also, get charmed with our Sex Advice from Southern Belles!
Aries, your vacation or business trip will be a roaring success this week! That is, if you can keep your sense of humor (like, for example, when you arrive but your luggage doesn't). Get all the sage cosmic advice in our Love Horoscopes.