Kim is away this week, and we've joined an elite force of Commandos. Joining the ranks of Lt. Lohan and Sgt. Spears, we're not wearing any underwear!
Our second installment of the Madonna Tracker ™ finds our material girl has landed in America. Tune in and find out what happens next!
Over on the site, Shawn Conner looks at age gaps in relationships with Viva l'Age Difference, our profile doctor saves another single's soul, and we bring you Sex Advice from Scuba Divers.
Get ready to krump into your next stage of life Sagittarius, read your weekly love horoscope!
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