Dick Cheney Is Alive!
Dick Cheney is like the Vince Carter of politics... or is Vince Carter the Dick Cheney of basketball? Hmmm. Chicken? Egg? Ham? Now that I have you pondering ideas for your next meal, allow me to introduce this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice from Mr. Dick Cheney, who knows how to step into the shadow and let his Commander-In-Chief take all the heat! Are you really surprised he is speaking up now? Mr. Vice President, it's great that you are finally in the spotlight, congratulations on your soon to be announced book deal! I hope your ankle injury is all better now.
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