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Title: The Warlizard Chronicles
Subtitle: Adventures with Vodka, Women, & War
Author: Warlizard
Narrator: Jeff Machado
Format: Unabridged
Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
Language: English
Release date: 05-01-15
Publisher: Warlizard, Ink
Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 5 votes
Genres: Bios & Memoirs, Personal Memoirs
Publisher's Summary:
My new fiancée Betty and I were sitting on the couch watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show, when she looked over at me and casually said, "My first orgasm came from a dog."
As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts:
1. Now I know why my dog likes her better.
2. I wish this was the worst thing she'd ever told me.
About the audiobook:
In The Warlizard Chronicles, Warlizard tells the tales of a misspent youth, from the story of his "dog-gasmic" ex-fiancée to the logic of serving as a German linguist in Iraq. The stories are light, fast-paced, graphic, and not remotely safe for work. You have been warned.
