Happy New Year! We kick off 2018 with a call to some produce places looking for our producers, then Nick starts clipping his fingernails in the middle of the podcast like an animal, which leads us to a NEW DYKWJSI CHALLENGE! We challenge you, the listeners, along with Nick & Brendon to save your fingernail clippings for the entire year! We call some nail salons, a pharmacy, and finally Mark, who is a clerk at an interesting fingernail boutique. We have some problems with neighborhood kids playing "ding-dong ditch" with our studio, so we apologize for the interruptions. This is the best episode yet!