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Title: Goops and How to Be Them
Author: Frank Gelett Burgess
Narrator: Littlepeanut
Format: Unabridged
Length: 0:19:23
Language: English
Release date: 01-04-2020
Publisher: LibriVox
Genres: Fiction & Literature, Poetry
Summary:
Let me introduce a Race
Void of Beauty and of Grace,
Extraordinary Creatures
With a Paucity of Features.
Though their Forms are fashioned ill,
They have Manners stranger still;
For in Rudeness they're Precocious,
They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious!
Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright,
Politeness from the Impolite.
When you've finished with the Book,
At your Conduct take a Look;
Ask yourself, upon the Spot,
Are you Goop, or are you Not?
For, although it's Fun to See them
It is Terrible to Be them!
