Trigger Warnings: modern connectivity, mild depression, passive verbs, bug bites, sapiosexuals, Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge, brain fog, musical theater references, Fight Club, Slack, Lupita Nyong'o's fashion choices, enamel pins, Spice World, squishy pearls, antisemitism, alienation, bisexual snobs, Couples Therapy on Showtime, Henry Ford, Schroedinger's Cat, buzz button foam
