Trigger Warnings: Breonna Taylor, no-knock warrants, wanton endangerment, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, toxic theater teachers, the 2nd Amendment, twincest, Jane Fonda, the Mayan calendar, baby Hitler, mood collars, wax figurines, dog training, road trips, Mitch McConnell, lukewarm tea, the Supreme Court, dissenting, dramatic readings, Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron, unhealthy coping mechanisms.