It’s October, which means many things to many people. The leaves are changing colors, the fantasy football season is reaching its midpoint, and Oktoberfest celebrations bring ales of many flavors to great beer halls like the one at JL Beers in Burnsville.
It’s also the official “Cancer is Bad” month in the NFL, which is a serious event indeed… though the Fantasy Football Party-goers, in their own inimitable way, managed to find a silly side to Bo’s visit to Dr. Jellyfinger.
(Narrator: Well, it is. Bad. Cancer, I mean)
But before things spiraled completely out of control—the show, not the outpatient procedure—the Party-goers managed to break down a slate of games with four teams on the bye, drafted a lineup of players at least half of you apparently hate, and opened up about their immediate regrets. Let’s just say Bo’s involved the dearth of lubricants in the medical profession and leasing rubber gloves with an option to buy.
(Narrator: Bo doesn’t have any. Elephant books.)
Plus there was a raucous crowd knocking back drafts like the tap was stuck on turbo, which led to Bo leading the entire bar in a show-stopping rendition of “Moon River”. Then you had 2V making more Brock Osweiler puns (Brock Brock. Who’s there? Bears defense. Bears’ defense who? I know, right?), Magsh saving a fruit fly from drowning in his beer before crushing it like a Browns’ fan’s dreams on his show script, and Bo… well, after recovering from his Smallwood/Chubb stack, Bo dropped some sage advice about acquiring all the Alvin Kamaras you can get.
(Narrator: Breathe easy. Ever serve time?)
After all, the best way to avoid cancer is to not get it.
(Narrator: What the hell just happened?)
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The FFP's 50/50 lineups for Week 6:
Bo:
Mitch Trubisky
Raheem Mostert
Marlon Mack
Josh Reynolds
Dede Westbrook
Christian Kirk
Ricky Seals-Jones
Colts D
Jason Myers
Magsh:
Dak Prescott
Wendell Smallwood
Theo Riddick
Chris Godwin
Albert Wilson
Willie Snead
Jack Doyle (Geoff Swaim injury pivot)
Cowboys D
Dan Bailey
2V:
Joe Flacco
Frank Gore
Ito Smith
Duke Johnson
Robby Anderson
Keelan Cole
CJ Uzomah
Detroit D
Giorgio Tavecchio