DISCLAIMER: While profanities were censored from this episode, the subject matter is still a bit more crass than what Fear the Boot normally covers. Personal discretion is advised.
* (0:00) A bonus episode disclaimer, followed by an explanation of why they don’t really work.
* (2:23) Explaining the so-called crimson (or scarlet) pumpkin. You can find one here, in case you live near Chris.
* (4:47) Exhibit A: Chris’ first time out drinking.
* (12:09) Exhibit B: Chris and the character scars.
* (18:32) Exhibit C: Master Threeballs and the jocks’ junk.
Hosts: Chris, Dan, John, Pat, Wayne