In which Jack time-travels to the future in order to obtain a super racist dime-store paperback, the contents of which can be found at https://digital.library.villanova.edu/Item/vudl:550171#?c=&m=&s=&cv=&xywh=-2927%2C-167%2C8071%2C3325
A note: We removed the incredibly racist language from the passage of said paperback and replaced it with beeps.