Baby Noah just wanted a taco or two,
Said, “Let’s hit Mexico, make it a crew!”
No more fake salsa, he needed the spice—
Now we’re stuck in this chaos… but hey, the food’s nice.
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Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon,
Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon.
Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall,
Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!
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Yolix said, “Five-star hotels! All on me!”
But we ended up in bunkers with one fan and three.
He handed out kisses and “nut samples” too,
Said, “Welcome to paradise — enjoy the view!”
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Zekey showed up with four daughters and bark,
One bit a priest—left a permanent mark.
Banned from the pool, still climbed the fence,
Zekey just shrugged, “They get it from me, no offense.”
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Grandma brought cookies—and asked for your packs,
Flirts with commanders and raids with no slacks.
She winked at the customs guy, just for a laugh,
Now he's in NOAH too... do the math.
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Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon,
Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon.
Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall,
Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!
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Lunderoath married Bonzai right there on the beach,
Agenta officiated, giving a speech.
Yolix was best man, but played kinda blind—
“Bundles for wedding gifts? Oh! I must’ve declined.”
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Shadow dug holes in the Mexican sand,
Charted the coast with worm-trap in hand.
Daydreams strolled by, said “What’s this thing?”
Caught a 16-meter worm—like it was nothing.
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Deadly’s got binders with laminated maps,
Timetables, checklists, and color-coded apps.
Cruniac’s calm, just staking out space,
Mapped every bathroom and planned the base.
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Baby Noah locks his door every night,
Whispers “Cartels,” and checks with a light.
Asked Deadly if bunkers were part of the stay,
Deadly said, “Noah... just eat your buffet.”
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Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon,
Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon.
Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall,
Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!
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We danced, we fought, ignored every sign,
Cruniac’s still drawing out bathroom lines.
The beaches were warm, but we’re far from our zone…
And Cheng just wonders… will they
ever come home?
