This Shortcide is all glitter, salt rims, and felony-level delusion.
First up — Rita Crundwell: the beloved small-town comptroller who quietly drained an entire Illinois city for 22 years to fund her rhinestone horse empire. She stole $53.7 million from Dixon — the biggest municipal fraud in U.S. history — all while winning world championships and convincing everyone she was basically the financial Mother Teresa of the Midwest.
Then — Gina Champion-Cain: San Diego’s self-proclaimed “Queen of Hospitality” who turned liquor license lending into the largest female-run Ponzi scheme in American history. Nearly $400 million moved through her fake escrow world of margaritas, charity galas, champagne fountains, and shredded evidence.
Two women.
Two wildly different aesthetics — horses vs. happy hour.
Same core plot: white-collar crime dressed up as glamour.
These aren’t bank robbers in ski masks — these are fraud queens in sequins, stilettos, and beachfront branding.
Welcome to Wildcide: where the scams sparkle just as hard as the crimes hurt.
