We waited half a year to review the 2025 Academy Award nominees and winners just to prove that no one remembers them. But will anyone remember this conversation:
Weapon X Fade In
Reviewing Oscar Movies After The Oscars
ANORA Review
Inevitable A.I. Digression
"Organic" Movies
Writers and Professors Expediting Their Own Demise
A.I. Traffics Only In The Past
Cat Clocks Are Shrinking
Ode To Big Bites In Movies
BRUTALIST Review
Forgot To Complain About Brody's Oscar Speech
CONCLAVE Review
Al Pacino Has Some Weird Lettuce
Did the Coens Peak With Raising Arizona?
Slow Roasting The Rick Rubin Effect
HERETIC Review
Rejecting The "You Get To Know"
DUNE 2 Redux
A COMPLETE UNKNOWN Review
Chalamania
WICKED Review
Everything Is WALK HARD
GODZILLA MINUS ONE Versus SHIN GODZILLA
SINNERS Review
Binary Brains
No Battle Of The Bands?
Arbitrary Twinning
SUPERMAN Review
Bad Projection = Kryptonite
Would Clark Kent Get The Senior Discount?
Ration Your Nuts, Kids
The Fortress of Solitude Isn't Very Solitary
A Weary Tony Educates Dave
Is Superman Even A Person?
The Best Superman Flicked Peanuts
Days of the Week Underpants = Profit
Minecraft Shit!
Lois Smoking Versus Smoking Lois
Spit Roasting The Tim Burton Effect
Tony Flies Back To His Home Planet
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