Anika and Liz, two people with experience getting too attached to fictional characters and then mourning their deaths for 900 years, convene on the holodeck to discuss Star Trek: Voyager's "Real Life" ... and the cancellation of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.
- We are sad and angry!
- What does Paramount even want from Star Trek?
- "This episode is two B plots in search of an A plot."
- "Conceptually, it's great. In execution, it's very Jeri Taylor (derogatory)."
- B'Elanna adds "chaos" to the Doctor's program, but it sure is a coincidence that the algorithm "randomly" selects for scary Klingons infiltrating the Doctor's white suburban sanctum!
- "Everyone has a go at reprogramming the Doctor's family" - mourning the arc we never got
