Per the new ghost shows on Travel Channel or TRVL, ghosts have transformed from spooky mists with tragic backstories, to mind-controlling shadows that will destroy your life and try to kill you. Because a shadow can suddenly make you act like a jerk around your friends, you didn't just do that on your own.
Also, I think I need to take up looking for haunted items in people's homes. I'll just look for the most expensive trinkets, convince the homeowners that they summon demons. Then I will offer to take them to my super safe museum (i.e. my basement), until they can safely be disarmed or destroyed (i.e. sold on Ebay). It's my new business plan. I don't see how this can go wrong.
All songs from the Free Music Archive: http://freemusicarchive.org
Komiku - Tenacious incopetent honorous scientist bouffon evil side kick theme
Komiku - Sad Walk with Sad Melodica
Komiku - Ancient Heavy Tech Donjon
Komiku - Pirates Libertaires
Komiku - Save Me From My Prison Heroic Principal Character
Komiku - This is Just My First Form
Komiku - La Ville Aux Ponts Suspendus
