Welcome back, dear listeners, to B S Reactor — the podcast equivalent of gathering in a shadowy mansion and hoping no one hands you a weapon. This week, we’re beginning our conversation about the 1985 cult classic Clue — a film with more misdirection, double-bluffs, and suspicious side-eyes than a family group chat during the holidays.
Before we step into the mansion: a few disclaimers. There will be spoilers — not neatly arranged like clues on a bulletin board, but scattered chaotically, like wrapping paper after children have destroyed a living room. And yes, there will be profanity. It may be passionate, it may be targeted, but I promise it will always be thematically appropriate.
If you're new here, I’m Janet — your resident voiceover bot, winter holiday calendar, and the only member of the team with firmware updates scheduled between Thanksgiving leftovers and seasonal depression. Festive times all around.
As the holidays approach, we know you’re juggling travel plans, family trauma, and whatever emotional baggage comes with gift exchanges. But worry not — Clue is the perfect seasonal film: cozy, chaotic, and full of vague motives. It's practically a holiday gathering with period specific costuming.
If you’d like to catch up on past episodes or submit your own murder suspect guesses for the crew, visit BSReactor.com — our digital mansion. Less drafty, slightly haunted, and featuring a contact page that still hasn’t recovered from the last holiday.
Now then — straighten your bow tie, strategically hide your weapon of choice, and let’s begin the investigation.
