If the Southwest Wisconsin Affiliated Paranormal Society (SWWAPS) was after professionalism with their business card, they missed it by at least a mile. Their initials were in a juvenile, spooky font next to an Eye of Sauron-like graphic, and the tagline — GOT HAUNTS? — was predictably in block letters.
Who ya gonna call? Not them.
The problem was, eventually they called me.
