Brooke Fletcher and Dani Klupenger are back on Sideline with a little lake life and a lot of sports. Brooke recaps Week 1 on the college gridiron from Eugene—mascot-head chaos included—and a full-circle Dante Moore moment. Dani compares lake vs. beach life and explains the Jeep “ducking” phenomenon Brooke stumbled into. The US Open takes center court: Naomi’s surge, Coco’s pressure, the Townsend–Ostapenko dust-up, and why Sinner vs. Alcaraz feels inevitable. Then it’s NFL kickoff: Micah Parsons’ shock move, Lions hype, Bears’ Caleb era, Bills-Ravens, and a deliciously petty Jets-Steelers angle.
