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EPISODE 65 | Acronyms for Satan: CERN, LHC, WWW & More

Ever since its very beginning, wild speculation has circulated about the LHC at CERN. That it causes shifts in reality, leading to the dreaded Mandela Effect. That it actually sucked the earth into a black hole (where we now presumably reside). That it creates antimatter. That it is a secret temple to the dark lord of the underworld, SATAN, and it trying to open a portal to the Netherworld. That its spacetime bending properties were harnessed by American Democrats to steal the 2020 presidential election (this despite it being in Switzerland). 

So it’s time now to take a look at this organization and its complex at the edge of Geneva, and the 27km in circumference tunnel ring and see what it is and what they get up to in there.

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SECTIONS

1. 02:54 - Always Crashing in the Same Car - CERN, ENQUIRE, WWW, the LHC, ATLAS, ALICE & more
2. 07:10 - Manifest (Your) Destiny - July 5, three operational runs, Twitter & TikTok woo,
3. 11:25 - Quarks & other exotic particles
4. 13:40- Strong Interaction - A FAQ about internet concerns, Angels & Demons, black holes, Les Horribles Cernettes, April Fool's
5. 18:49 - Across the Weaselverse - A weasel, a baguette, a moth, racoons, nontroversies, swiftboating, speculation runs wild
6. 23:18 - Higgs Boson Blues - Antimatter, dark matter, MACHOs & WIMPs, the God Particle, the Big Bang
7. 33:55 - Satan Is My Co-Pilot - A joke backfires, Satanic measurements, an evil logo, the benefits of particle accelerators

• Music by Fanette Ronjat

More Info:

• The Georgia Guidestones - An NWO Billboard
• The Mandela Effect & Memory (Because Reasons 6)
• CERN website
• Facts and figures about the LHC
• The World Wide Web Project
• How the Large Hadron Collider Almost Didn't Work on Wired
• Conspiracy Theorists Think The Large Hadron Collider Transferred Us Into A Parallel Universe Yesterday
• Conspiracy theories about CERN’s Large Hadron Collider are going viral on TikTok
• SPIRITUAL MEANING OF CERN’S JULY 5TH COLLIDER TEST AND WILD CONSPIRACY THEORIES
• Conspiracy Theories are wrong, CERN LHC is not a portal to Hell 
• Large Hadron Collider on Know Your Meme
• Ten things you might not know about antimatter
• CERN answers queries from social media
• Angels & Demons: The Science Behind the Story
• The Cernettes webpage
• The Cernettes YouTube channel
• Friends of Filk
• CERN to switch to Comic Sans
• Will Large Hadron Collider destroy Earth? 
• Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider on NPR
• Weasel broke the Hadron Collider and sent Earth to another reality, bizarre theory claims
• Baguette Dropped From Bird’s Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)
• Baguette breaks collider on NewsBlog
• Sep 9, 1947 CE: World’s First Computer Bug
• Fermilab website
• What's so special about the Higgs boson?
• The Higgs Boson on CERN
• What is the Higgs boson?
• What Higgs result means for dark matter conspiracy on New Scientist
• Could the Large Hadron Collider discover dark matter?
• Breaking new ground in the search for dark matter
• Does CERN Seek to Open the Gates of Hell? on Myth Detector
• The Mandela Effect: CERN and Hidden, Parallel Universes
• Physicists assure us that we’re not living in an alternate reality where Trump is president on CNBC
• Was a Human Sacrifice Captured at CERN? on Snopes
• Debunking doomsday at CERN, again on ScienceLine
• 10 cosmic mysteries the Large Hadron Collider could unravel
• We need another particle accelerator. Don’t let these 5 myths fool you
• What have particle accelerators ever done for us? on Physics World

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