What do meth complaints, cosmic conspiracies, talkative plants, and a guy who casually ate a plane have in common? Absolutely nothing — and that’s exactly why you’re going to love this episode of Shadow Chat Sessions. We’re diving headfirst into the strange, the stupid, and the supernaturally unexplainable.
This week, John and Angela explore:
A Florida woman who called 911 to complain about her bad meth (yes, really)
The Black Knight Satellite — a possible ancient alien probe orbiting Earth
A Redditor convinced their houseplants whisper at night (botanic betrayal?)
A Manchester man hiding from police inside a giant teddy bear
A naked Florida man who baptized himself in a church and then punched a cop
A woman who stole 400 pairs of panties as a form of "stress relief"
A gas station in Van Horn, Texas, where time allegedly stands still
A McDonald’s burger that refuses to rot, decades later
A lyrebird with a chainsaw impression that’ll haunt your dreams
A statue in Sicily that allegedly cries for real
And the one and only man who ate an entire airplane, one bolt at a time
From petty crimes to paranormal chills, we’re unpacking it all with sarcasm, sass, and a healthy dose of side-eye. Whether you’re a skeptic, a true believer, or just here for the dumb criminal stories — this one’s got something for you.
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