Geraldo's boulder burping cum tribute + la croix curate sparkling water review + degenerate poverty guilt simulator
Repeat any number of times:
Hello I'm gay
I am 100% queer
I am a faggot
Aids
Arse injected death sentence
I am retarded
I am a retard
Retarded I am
Conflicted you was, remember I do
really good person
High functioning person
Valuable contribution
Society
Podcast on
Your best friends
Stare at ceiling
Make your bed
Bed bugs
Drink water
Tap water
Fluoride water
Eat breakfast
Buttered toast
Land o lakes
No indians
Dave's killer bread
Apple, sin
Cold brew diarrhea
Take your vitamins
B complex
Military industrial b complex
Zinc, cum
Big splooge
Vitamin d light
Collagen pubes
Big bush
Creatine anger
Citrulline boner
Big erection
Blender bottle bpa
Microplastics
Brush your teeth
Floss twice
Waterpik highest setting
Gum recession
Retainer peroxide
Tweeze eyebrows
Shit Shower Shave
Pits and ass with wet wipes
Microbiome
Lotion on the skin
Anti-anti-perspirant
Jojoba oil hsv
Curling cream
Get dressed
10 year old underwear
Wear the the same hat again
Bass pro shops
San Diego padres
Snapbacks and tattoos
Camo shorts high socks low cuts
Camo shorts go with anything I wanna wear
Feed cat
Water cat
Watch it grow
Meow meow
Gay cat
Fat black female cat
Diabetic welfare medicaid cat
Pet cat
Play video games
Get mad get angry
Punch pillow
Yell slurs
Do push ups
Think about him
Do pull ups
Think about her
Bulgarian split squats
Think about them
More video games
Web Camera show
Masturbate for money
Sad lonely men pay you
Boogie Nights
Sir you have a big dick sir
I like big dicks
Dga dga dga dga dga dga dga doo
I love big weapons sir woah sir
You've got that big dick sir
Nice cock sir
I love big dicks sir
Dga dga dga dga dga dga doo
Please sir, fuck me again sir
Permission to sit sir. Thanks sir
Chicka poom. Chicka poom. Chicka poom
I'm going to crush you
I love big dicks sir.
Cmere cmere cmere lemme see ya butt
Big balls, little dick
Bills are paid
All inclusive rental
sustainable living
Check credit score
Damn I should get health insurance
I'll fix the power steering eventually
It starts after like 20 tries
Food stamps on sparkling water
EBT caviar
How long can I survive if I do nothing
Sit on toilet
Make funny video
Watch funny video
Heart heart heart
Like like like
Look at world wow
Es people clrazy huh
Ees so clrazy
Think rain
Melissa is eating her babies
Let's have some water Jesus boy
Christ man
Hindu floaty thing
Let's have some water for these animals
It's pathetic and I love it
Check dating apps
Swipe right
Unmatch fatties
Unmatch black girls
Unless they're cute
Report all trans girls
Don't respond to messages
Just keep swiping
Pace around the house
Don't smoke the weed
Smoke the weed
They're not staring at you
They can hear you
Go grocery shopping
They're staring at you
They're not staring at you
They do not care about you
Nobody cares about you
Honestly, I'm like esscared (Mexican voice)
Honestly es like, esso escarryyyy
Honestly es like cokeluvr20 (Filipino voice)
Yes your name is cocklober I know you're cocklober
The car isn't starting
Replace the starter
Just keep trying
It'll start eventually
Don't replace the starter
Make a da pasta
Eat a da pasta
Cooka de feesh
Roast a da broccolini
Record the podcast
Edit the podcast
Upload the podcast
Don't read the comments
Read the comments
Reply to the comments
Parasocial Activity
Parasocial credit score
Obamna
Pp on my big mac
Candy crush, the movie
Handful of ramen
Jerk off
Masturbate
Don't jerk off to this
Do not watch porn
Use your imagination
Watch pornography
Whatever is on the home page
Spoonfed goonhead
Cum
Ha ha ha
Nightcap La Croix
Throw a pity party
You deserve a pity party
Watch sunrise
Go to bed
Stare at book
Life is long
Kill yourself
Buy a shotgun
put it in your mouth
Blow your brains out
Cum
Cum for me
Come for me
Comfort me
Sweet dreams
Wake up
Good luck and good night
