Strap into your tighty-whiteys folks, because this week we take on Something’s Gotta Give, a movie that opens with Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” and only gets more bewildering from there. Nick, Elise, and Anthony wade through a Hamptons fantasy land where everyone is wealthy beyond reason, morals take the day off, and Jack Nicholson wanders around in tighty-whiteys giving new meaning to his SAG card. We did not plan to hit this one, but Diane Keaton’s passing continues our accidental tradition of rearranging the watchlist every time Hollywood breaks our hearts.
Once the shock wears off, the real questions start piling up. Why is half the cast named “Beauty,” and why does the movie treat CPR like a party trick? How is Keanu Reeves the only person behaving like he belongs in a functioning society? And at what point did Nancy Myers decide that age gaps large enough to trigger a carbon dating session should be adorable? Step aside Geoff and make room for Fair Weather Manny who decided that this is a world so disconnected from reality that he tapped out of this episode.
By the time we wrap, we are staring down the film’s unbelievable box office numbers, the critic scores that feel like clerical errors, and the troubling fact that Nicholson’s undercarriage has more screen presence than some billed actors. Pull up a chair and pour one out for Diane Keaton. You deserved better, we all did.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337741/
