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Sadly, most school buses can’t fly or transform into submarines - but they can always be relied upon to take you somewhere that sells a shark on a stick.

Join Tom and Tomek as they embark on a field trip to just about anywhere except the advertised subject matter.

Will there be mentions of the Natural History Museum, the Caribbean island of St. Lucia and 10 Downing Street? Possibly. Will there be meandering rambles about Furbies, naff birthday cards and 750-gram Toblerones? Guaranteed.