Reality TV has invited American viewers into so many wacky lifestyles. Swamp folks, pawn shop folks, storage unit folks, you name it. Why can't we spend some time with the bushy-bearded boys, finding buried treasure with their metal detectors? Some TV exec is really sleepin' on the job here.
That's really the part of the episode you should focus on, and not so much my regrettable Arlo Guthrie impersonation. But hey, sometimes you gotta overcommit to the bit, baby.
Music used in this episode includes:
'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris
Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights
And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain
