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Tony:

-Carbonation Station: NOSes and Monster Zero Strawberry Shot

-What do you even do in this situation? https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/12/sperm-donor-with-rare-cancer-mutation-fathered-nearly-200-children-in-europe/

-Apple Goes Adobe: https://www.engadget.com/apps/apple-bundles-creative-apps-such-as-final-cut-pro-and-logic-pro-into-a-single-subscription-145210038.html

-Apparently you can get sued for not letting them buy you…: https://www.engadget.com/entertainment/paramount-wont-quit-files-suit-against-warner-bros-discovery-over-rejected-bid-175317166.html

Jarron: 

-The FCC continues to screw consumers:

https://slashdot.org/story/26/01/13/1845204/verizon-to-stop-automatic-unlocking-of-phones-as-fcc-ends-60-day-unlock-rule?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

-Auto focusing glasses!

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/01/11/214203/finnish-startup-ixi-plans-new-autofocusing-eyeglasses?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

-Seems like Intel is finally making progress:

https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/26/01/09/2231201/intel-is-going-big-time-into-14a-says-ceo-lip-bu-tan?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Owen:

-Interesting type of bandaid:

High Tech Bandaid

-OpenAI… “NOW HIRING ScapeGoat! $555k Full benefits incl. WitSec. Inquire inside…”

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/29/sam-altman-openai-job-search-ai-harms

Lando:

-Apple Siri to use Gemini

https://www.engadget.com/ai/apples-siri-ai-will-be-powered-by-gemini-153636649.html