Bryan is depressed, and shockingly, so is every other Gen Z worker with a LinkedIn login. Candace insists that if business meetings could still happen at strip clubs, society would be significantly healthier.
Meanwhile, Heated Rivalry has the gays, and a deeply suspicious number of straight women, fully feral in the metaphorical hockey stands. The lone exception is Jordan Firstman from HBO’s I Love LA, who was legally required to work it out on the remix after briefly putting his foot in his mouth.
All of this is unfolding in December, the most cursed month on the calendar, when the only dependable tradition left is a flood of streamer Christmas movies starring washed-up talent. Somehow, this year’s lineup managed to get worse.
