No matter what is said in this episode or however confused you may become, just remember that this entire thing is coming directly from the mouth of a racist four-eighths dad named Walt Whitman...or maybe the whole thing is about a seal that Mark is writing about...or it's a government funded social experiment...possible from the point of view of a chicken in a bowling alley? Honestly, I'm not really sure. All I was actually able to gather from this was that I'm pretty sure I need to go kill John Lennon. (I hope I don't run into that Asian Beetle)
If you are a dad first, let us know what you are second.
Have you seen Judas and Pontius Pilate? They were just here a minute ago.