This episode was pure Nonsense at Nine — everything people tune in for, all in one place. We played the hits and then some. Max had a full-blown meltdown, Ron sang not once but twice (a true double feature), and Carl showed up with elite-tier food that instantly rushed the show to an end.
We did a very Minnesota version of blind ranking, somehow spent serious time discussing bananas, and went way too in-depth on Ryan’s nachos — from ingredients to technique to whether they actually deserve the hype. We wrapped it all up with New Year’s resolutions that were ambitious, questionable, and almost certainly doomed. Unplanned, unpolished, and exactly how Nonsense at Nine is supposed to feel.