True Romance follows Clarence Worley (Christian Slater) and Alabama Worley (Patricia Arquette) as they try to start a new life with the funds from a major coke deal. How hard can it be right? Written by Quentin Tarantino, with large parts taken from his early 16mm B&W short My Best Friends Birthday and directed by Top Gun director Tony Scott; its “the best film Quentin Tarantino never made.” says Mark Kermode: (Observer, UK). Note: Throughout the podcast Kris refers to My Best Friends Birthday as My Best Friend’s Wedding because Kris is stupid and has never experienced ether a birthday, wedding or best friend :P