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This week, if you thought things were wild before, things take a SHARP turn into the even wilder.

Alice helpfully explains what slut-shaming is, the show manages to do Ethel dirty even worse than the comics did, knock-off Velma Kelly threatens to boil a boy alive in a hot tub, and the football team is keeping a log of their sexual exploits...except it's lies?

Riverdale, as it turns out, is actually trying to say something about...like...society, man. Shockingly, they do a piss-poor job. This leads to Miranda having a fit of apoplectic rage, and Evelyn very concisely translating said rage into more coherent criticisms.

Also...what does the 'KJ' in KJ Apa stand for anyway?

(And seriously though: Don't look up 'sticky maple')

 

Content Warnings:

- Altered mental states

- Drug use/mentions

- Body shaming/fatphobia

- Interrogation

- Misrepresentation of mental illness

- Sexual exploitation

- Pedophilia

- Racism

 

Music: 'Imps' Mark Revell