Description

This week, the boys pour one out for everyone's hero: Lou Diamond Phillips, secret DoD prison warden. David Palmer gets a sensual back rub, Jack has some tummy issues, Teri gets more bad news and Kim epitomizes white privilege. Jack Bauer's murderous rage begins to coil like a spring.
Highlights include:

• We all do our best Victor Drazen accent, and it turns out we're better than Dennis Hopper.
• Kim refuses to take any blame for her bad choices.
• We cut five minutes of David Palmer sex improv. You're welcome.
• Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters