In the twentieth (backlogged) episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E09 of COPS. A multi-named Alaskan drunk struggles with being arrested, a pair of 86'd women shriek at officers before blowing their second chance, and a stolen "radio phone" is tracked down. We also talk about wedding registries, a stupid injury, and wet our whistles with an expired Crystal Pepsi.
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The best mullet of the week: Spinach (A.K.A. "Jake")
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The best mustache of the week: Officer Marc Woodard
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The trashbag of the week: The Kodiak Kocktail Killer
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BONUS: Kodiak's cool cop logo
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
