In the thirty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E08 of COPS. Albuquerque officers bait thieves with a Mercedes-Benz bicycle, a soft-spoken hardware smuggler gums her way through an arrest, and a solicitor (almost) gets more than he bargained for. We also talk about watching a woman knock down a light pole, fear-farts in a car wash, and Burlington Coat Factory.
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The best mullet of the week: "Well that's disgustin'" guy
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The best mustache of the week: Sgt. Kypps Poliard
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The trashbag of the week: Maryanne
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BONUS: the Benz bike
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
