On the twelfth day of Christmas, Midlight Crisis gave to me:
Twelve dancing birdkids;
Eleven movie titles;
Ten concept changes;
Nine fired night guards;
Eight visual bird gags;
Seven evil patents;
Six himbo moments;
FIVE HOT CRISEEEEES;
Four heist montages;
Three story tropes;
Two percent bird genes;
AND A CASSOWARY IN A PEAR TREEEEEE
