If you find the typical funeral layout mundane, why not advocate for human taxidermy instead?
Reference Links:
Kari the Embalmer Interview https://youtu.be/h0-1hlVtfUs?si=7jkVNkKexej8xDDU
Save My Ink Forever https://www.savemyink.tattoo/
Samples used from Freesound.org:
https://freesound.org/people/Seth_Makes_Sounds/sounds/686644/
