June 21, 2021
The party finishes preparing for their trip into the Shardlands.
Quotes:
- It’s shaped like a UFO
Yeah, that’s a d10 - I need to come up with a way, in 25 words or less, to convince him to give me the recipe for drow sleeping draught.
- Don’t make that sandwich. I think it’s a bomb.
- You know gelatinous cubes? One of those you can eat, and it tastes like fruit.
- You put the ketamine in the turkey! It’s like a pill pocket!
- It’s a giraffe hobgoblin
- They’re fancy! They’re from rich, vampire fucks!
- You know friend?
Yeah! About yea big? Pretty good at arm wrestling… - You also made jokes about Sol dating Mr X.
That’s not a joke. That’s a plan. - This is my whispered guess into the microphone.