May 24, 2021
The party goes to fight at Mortisa Bare'em!
Quotes:
- “I love pickled beets.”
- “You’re probably better qualified to be a Police Officer than 99.9% of Police Officers”
- “There’s a song about the names of the Province’s and what they are from left to right”
- “That’s not hard to remember, there’s ONLY 10 of them.”
- “All of the cops that we’ve dealt with are dwarves.”
- “Also, the bathroom in there has GOLD GLITTER.”
- “They’re just smoking the… whatever in the woods… somewhere?”
- “They’re HIGH ELVES.”
- “Robin’s FACE!!”
- “My microphone was ON THE FLOOR!”
- “THUNDERDOME!”
- “Strip laser tag!”
- “The cubbies are quite sizable, like a morgue, you could fit bodies in these cubbies.”
- “She doesn’t have a navel, she has a navel orange.”
- “He can keep up with his hands in his pockets, oh my god, she’s going to kill me.”
- “I…uh… dub thee Thunderclap?”
- “You could be t--t-the INFERNAL LEGACY. ROSE COLOURED INFERNO.”
- “When he heals someone… when he uses his healing touch… he needs to kiss your feet?”
- “I mean, I guess I just created my first character, and I wanted to be something weird, so… I made a Human Fighter.”
- “It’s been in his mouth… has it been washed?”
“Well... it was in his mouth that counts as cleaning right?” - “I CAN REROLL ONES!!!!”
- “Do you think she was flirting with me to distract me?”
- “He might have to get creative if he were to fuck a gnome.”
- “There isn’t a point where more magic is a bad thing.”
- “He’s a Delf right?” silence… “A Dwarf Elf?”
- “My Octopus beak is NAKED!”
- “Now he’s into tentacle porn.”
