“Moshi, Moshi!” Tonight’s Episode of Nightcaps is off on a red-eye flight to Japan. Put on your best orange camo shirt, and blazer, as you prepare to take part in a Suntory Whiskey commercial that will most certainly pay for your new renovations and finally please your significant other. Tonight, we are strangers in a foreign land and we are all Lost In Translation. Sophia Coppola’s 2003 “rom com” marks a star turn for Bill Murray, seventeen-year-old Scarlett Johansson, and Anna Faris. It’s Mark’s Birthday and he insisted we drink some whiskey, destroy some ellipticals, and “Lip his stockings?” If you too are having trouble sleeping maybe you should venture out into the mysterious world of all night arcades and karaoke bars, where the Sakura bloom. Other than that, let’s all consider our love lives and who we are, because what happens in Nippon stays in Nippon.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
“You’re more of a Dork than a Nerd…” – Categorizing Mark
He was in a Power Rangers fan film – Mark on James Van Der Beek’s Career.
“My nipples were erect.” – Jonathan while watching Herditary
“He’ll Drive those Babies and He Loves Low Hanging Fruit.” – Kevin Spacey’s Career
“Is it Rat Race?/Was The Pianist in Japan?” – Matt Questions Life
“Open On Ass.”
“Lip My Stockings!”
“Lock and Lol!”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
