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“Spectacular! Spectacular!” … These words aren’t in this film’s vernacular. Drinks aplenty don this event, you’ll be dumb…and that’s pretty much it. We continue our Critically Panneduary/So Bad it Hurts/Don’t Yuck My Yum marathon with Baz Luhrmann’s 2001 musical monstrosity Moulin Rouge! This film will have your head spinning, as if you had just chugged a bathtub of absinthe...we think Baz might have while he was directing. Follow the green fairy, and join the Children of the Revolution. Here at Nightcaps, we stand for all things Bohemian: Freedom, Beauty, Truth, Love, and Booze. This is a tale of sparkling diamonds, penniless sitar players, music that no one should ever have the rights to, really obvious coughing, and furious editing. Prepare to belt out your best love ballads from the top of Lucy the Elephant, just watch out for that opera singing moon and remember this lesson. “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…is just to drink and share a bad movie in return.”

Tonight, on the Marquee:

• Outside it may be raining, but in here its entertaining! At the Moulin Rouge We have fun!
• V. Court – The Ted Bundy Tapes, Re: Mind, Carmen Sandiego, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Broad City, Rupaul’s Drag Race AS4 + S11, The Good Place, Steven Universe, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Scrubs, True Detective, You’re the Worst, Good Omens, American Gods, and NOS4A2
• Movie Phone – The How to Train Your Dragon Series, Free Solo, Split, The Kid Who Would Be King, A Lesson in Love, Spirited Away, The Devil All the Time, Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, Fyre, Glass, and Snow Dogs?
• Troddin the Boards – Mamma Mia, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, To Kill A Mockingbird, Alice By Heart, and Rent: Live.
• Disc Jockeys – Sharon Van Etten – Remind Me Tomorrow, Toro y Moi, James Blake, Wheezer, Bring Me the Horizon, Ariana Grande: 7 Rings, Miley Cyrus/Mark Ronson: Nothing Breaks Like A Heart, and Rex Orange County
• John Leguizamo as Toulouse, a dwarf, with a lisp, who is a magical sitar…that tells the Truth.
• Saltine…(cough) Satine the “Sparkling Diamond” or “Living Loony Tune.”
• Italian Opera Moon ™
• Chocolat: MVP
• How I Met “Cwistian.”
• Very Obviously Dying from TB!

Avengers Unbreakable: Krakowski, Kane, and Sedaris.

“Shrek 3 …Wasn’t that Bad.” – Off the Record.

 “How the Hell you gonna climb that damn mountain?!?!” Viola Davis in Free Solo.

 “Bitch u a 7! I need a 10!” – Telling off Ted Bundy.

 “She’s CONFESSSSSSIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!” – Jim Broadbent: Saving Grace.

 “ROXANNE!” – Tom Waits/Louie Armstrong Uncredited Role.

 Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420

Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G